An alternate snack from an
alternate universe

feeling like our survivorman? get out of the blandlands!

The world’s first craft snack bar!

  • 7/10 people prefer Taos Bakes over leading brands.
  • Fresh, oven-baked taste, never cold-extruded.
  • Zero fillers (aka no cheap rice puffs, cardboard, etc.)
  • Non-GMO & Gluten-Free.
  • A healthy snack your picky kids (forest children) will love.
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Lee, Amazon Verified Purchase

“I eat one of them every morning for breakfast...IF A TAOS BAKES ASKED TO MARRY ME, I WOULD SAY YES!”

- Lee, Amazon Verified Purchase

The Other Bars vs. Taos Bakes

it’s a difference you can see, taste, AND feel.

Blandland Bars
  • Mass-produced by sad robots
  • Artificial ingredients & chemicals
  • Weird textures, chalky feeling
  • Look like turds
  • Taste like cardboard
  • Made for adults or kids, not both
  • Made with cheap ingredients
  • Give you a rush and then a crash
Taos Bakes
  • Crafted & baked in a kitchen, just like mom
  • 100% artificial chemical & preservative free
  • Authentic crunch, chewy, real food
  • Look like something you’ll want to eat
  • Preferred (by far) over Clif, Lara, & RX Bars in a blind study
  • Healthy & tasty for adults and kids alike
  • Baked with the finest ingredients & GMO-free
  • Give you long-lasting, steady energy to avoid highs and crashes
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You Deserve The Best In Both
Taste & Nutrition

taos bakes are crafted with the world’s finest ingredients - gmo & gluten free

Ingredients

The Proof Is In The Bake

Don’t take our word for it, thousands are sharing their love of Taos Bakes
+ you get them cheaper when you buy direct.

100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

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Try Our Best Selling Flavors With No Risk

order the “crowd+pleaser” sample pack with our favorite bars and get your money back if you don’t fall in love!

Five Stars

“Best energy bar ever. Period. You can tell what ingredients are on it. They have the right amount of ingredients and are really tasty.”

- Brooks, Amazon Verified Purchase

Trying Taos Bakes Is Easy:

  • 1
    Order The Crowd+Pleaser sample pack and get our 5 most popular flavors
  • 2
    Fall in love with Taos Bakes
  • 3
    Throw away all your other disgusting bars and live happily ever after
  • no risk
    If by chance, you don’t fall in love, you get your money back 100%, no questions asked. Just pay return shipping.
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Delicious & Healthy Energy

  • Highest quality ingredients deliver the best energy to your body
  • Zero fillers (aka no cheap rice puffs, cardboard, etc.)
  • Non-GMO & Gluten-Free
  • 7 out of 10 prefer Taos Bakes over Clif, Lara, and RX Bars

Taos Bakes are the best-tasting snack in your pantry. If you disagree after one bite, just send your box back for a refund.

Five Stars

Why Taos Bakes Are Better

In a blind study, 7 out of 10 people chose Taos Bakes over the other guys.

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Special Offer

Special Offer

Try Taos Bakes today risk-free + FREE SHIPPING!

Plus, our 100% unconditional money-back guarantee. If you don’t love them—send them back for a full refund. Just pay return shipping.

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Our Fully-Baked Guarantee

Love ‘em or send ’em back for a 100% refund. Simple as that.

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GMO, Gluten, & Dairy Free GMO, Gluten, & Dairy Free

100% Absolute Satisfaction Guaranteed

Our guarantee is as simple and tasty as our ingredients list:

If you are not totally satisfied, send your box back, no questions asked, just pay return shipping.

If you’re still not satisfied, we’ll send you a hiking bar (aka, a turd). Free!

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